I always seem to get stuck with roommates that can’t stop having sex.
It has taken me 90 minutes to write two annotated bibliographies. Seriously, what’s WRONG with me?!
Studying for a final on Friday while taking shots. What is the world coming to…?
you know that the walls in this apartment aren’t that thick, right?
I would tell them to get a room, but the problem is that they are already in one.